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Battleship 2012

Battleship (2012)

Published on October 5th, 2015 | by The Horse

In case there was any doubt: yep, it is based on Battleships the board game. To officially earn the brand association, any film version of Battleships must faithfully reference the game’s characteristics, and with that its limitations. Battleships... Read More


Comedy

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Gambit (2012)

Published on August 27th, 2015 | by The Horse

Nothing to do with the X-Men character I’m afraid – you’ll have to wait ’til 2016 for that origin story. This Gambit is a loose remake of the 1966 Shirley MacLaine / Michael Caine crime caper. With a... Read More


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Robin Hood (2010)

Published on July 24th, 2015 | by The Horse

Ridley Scott’s Robin Hood reboot (or prequel, origin story, alternative universe, whatever) begins promisingly. His handling of the opening frenetic battle and its bleak-as-fuck aftermath is typically adept. Sadly, the wheels soon come off this take on the legend,... Read More


Documentary

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Cutting Edge: The Dead Body Squad (2006)

Published on June 11th, 2015 | by The Horse

Every day in the UK, 32 people die alone in their homes. That’s 11,680 corpses every year. What happens after the emergency services have left with the evidence? The Dead Body Squad, a jaw-dropping stomach-churning documentary from Cutting... Read More


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Jupiter Ascending (2015)

Published on May 6th, 2015 | by The Horse

Born under an auspicious star sign, Jupiter Jones is a Russian immigrant in the Promised Land of America. She’s an unremarkable house cleaner played by a remarkably beautiful actor (Mila Kunis). Because of this, we know... Read More


Teen

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Way of the Wicked (2014)

Published on April 29th, 2015 | by The Horse

Years ago, Possible Antichrist defended Cop’s Daughter from bullying. One of the bullies died and he had to go away. Now, Possible Antichrist returns as a teenager and wants to woo Cop’s Daughter, pissing off Rapey Bully... Read More


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Daylight (1996)

Published on March 15th, 2015 | by The Horse

Daylight is essentially The Poseidon Adventure set in Holland Tunnel, New York. Not a bad thing. By which I mean it makes a good film premise (and Poseidon rocked). It’s a shitty situation to actually be... Read More


Animation

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Shaun the Sheep: The Movie (2015)

Published on February 25th, 2015 | by Vicki, Ruby & Mia

A family film needs a family to review it. Please welcome guest reviewers Ruby (4 years old), Mia (also 4), and their mum Vicki (ageless). Aardman Animations’ latest family friendly feature (and Wallace & Gromit spin-off)... Read More


Comedy

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The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Published on January 22nd, 2015 | by The Horse

In terms of plot, The 40-Year-Old Virgin does exactly what it says on the tin. In marketing theory this is a great idea. On the other hand, the Ronseal title is a bit of a stumbling block. Combined... Read More


Sci-fi & Fantasy

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Lockout (2012)

Published on December 16th, 2014 | by The Horse

The year is 2079, and action man Snow (Guy Pearce) has been framed for a Crime He Didn’t Commit. Meanwhile, The President’s daughter Emilie Warnock (Maggie Grace) has fulfilled her movie birthright and got herself kidnapped. There’s... Read More


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